Terrible Tuesday Post

Last week, while the husband and I were out doing the obligatory Christmas shopping, we got hungry.


So, we stopped by this really great Chinese restaurant that just opened in our area  …


… perused the menu …


 … and ordered some really great food.

Then, of course, we had to finish shopping, and asked the server for the check. With it, came the fortune cookies and the point of this post.

I Was Like, “Seriously?”


This was my husbands fortune …

Notice that the “in” is missing? He accidentally chewed it off.
And here is the fortune I got …


Seriously? What does that even mean?

Faith answered. No one was there? That’s the best you got? Where’s my executive ability? My potential? Where’s my dang lucky lottery numbers?

I’m beginning to wonder if every thing about the monks that live on a mystical moutain top, devoting their lives to writing these fortunes for us is wrong …


It’s probably more like this …


5 thoughts on “Terrible Tuesday Post

  1. Linda

    I can’t say enough about this amazing young lady. She’s so funny.I’ve known her all her life. She’s always been very funny. You should know she even created a funny joke about an elephant once. It took her explaining it to me but it was very inventive.
    Way to go A.R. Rivera

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  2. RedHeadedBookLover

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