#FlashFiction Repost Part 3

A Beacon for the Metaphorical Penis 3. Dee often felt sorry for people that had to sit beside her in traffic. She liked her coffee strong and her music loud. She also liked to sing along and would often nod unashamedly at the unfortunates stuck beside her as they rolled up their car windows. She …

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Happy Sunday

It's too hot out to do anything, so here's a little funny to keep you busy:

Because it’s Monday

I thought I'd post some weird stuff that I found on the internet for absolutely no reason at all. Enjoy!   This little beauty is called the Break Up Bean Plant.  Because breaking up with someone via text isn’t impersonal enough, why not give your soon-to-be ex this Breakup Bean kit? Plant the bean seeds, …

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Terrible Tuesday Post

Last week, while the husband and I were out doing the obligatory Christmas shopping, we got hungry. So, we stopped by this really great Chinese restaurant that just opened in our area  ... ... perused the menu ...  ... and ordered some really great food. Then, of course, we had to finish shopping, and asked the …

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This Is Weird, Isn’t It?

I was in a local retail outlet, shopping like every other nutcake on a Black Friday Frenzy when I overheard (Yep, I'm an eaves dropper.) this exchange: 1st woman says this to 2nd woman in the checkout line behind me: "Hey! Do you remember me?" 2nd woman: "Yeah, I remember you. Been a couple months since …

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Funny Friday

Half the planet has already seen the video below, but it's not stopping me from posting it. I love when people aren't afraid to make fun of themselves, and as with everything the mysterious Mr. Shia LeBeouf  does these days, he takes self-deprecation to a whole new level.