Sons,

I don’t know if you’ll have Twitter when you’re older, so I wanted to make sure I captured this story that I therapeutically put out into Internetland earlier this evening.

Living with people is weird. I love your mother, and I love all of you, and I know this will be funny when I wake up in the morning, but right now I still have a bit of steam coming from the ears.

Enjoy.

I’m going to tell a story.

? Ralph Amsden IV (@ralphamsden) February 28, 2014

I was looking at funny pictures on the internet with my lovely wife when a strong foul odor hit us both.

? Ralph Amsden IV (@ralphamsden) February 28, 2014

It was definitely the smell of feces, and with 2 dogs, 2 lizards, an infant, and a 4 year old who DGAF, it could have come from anywhere.

? Ralph Amsden IV…